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SWOdogJon said:
Candidate, tell me everything you know about sex....
*long, ballistic explanation of the birds and the bees*
.... see candidate, that's why you don't have a girlfriend, you know too much
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Candidate, tell me everything you know about sex....
*long, ballistic explanation of the birds and the bees*
.... see candidate, that's why you don't have a girlfriend, you know too much
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SWOdog & iluv, how can you recount my glorious OCS moments without giving me due credit? I need to have those copyrighted; "all rights reserved."
There's a certain 08-04 alum I know who still does his best impression of "Earth sir" when I see him. It graces the back of one of my class t-shirts.
And giving two DI's a sex education lesson in 4th week was fun. That's the trouble when you're a nuke. You know too much for your own good, including *way* too much about where babies come from.
Of course my personal favorite was probably at dining out, when I did a kamikaze run into the "skipper." Even got Lt. Stubbings to laugh at that one: on graduation day he paid me a high compliment by saying that I might be a nuke, but that I was a nuke with a sense of humor.
There's a certain 08-04 alum I know who still does his best impression of "Earth sir" when I see him. It graces the back of one of my class t-shirts.
And giving two DI's a sex education lesson in 4th week was fun. That's the trouble when you're a nuke. You know too much for your own good, including *way* too much about where babies come from.
Of course my personal favorite was probably at dining out, when I did a kamikaze run into the "skipper." Even got Lt. Stubbings to laugh at that one: on graduation day he paid me a high compliment by saying that I might be a nuke, but that I was a nuke with a sense of humor.
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MikeGuy said:
Too bad you didn't also explain that's where courts martials come from.
Aye Aye Skipper.
Peace, Love, and Poopies
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How did that SMI go SWOdog?
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SWOdogJon said:
Good job dog... must have some pretty good LPOs since you weren't there for so long leeding up to it.
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chow hall deck not clear, there is a monster on deck
Door Body: There is a monster in the chow hall!
Section Leader (bewildered): Well...Door body...uh...report status of chow hall deck...uh..when monster is no longer there!
Monster (through the glass on the door): GET IN THE GRASS AND BENDS AND THRUSTS, DUMMIES! WHAT, YEAH YOUR COUSIN!
Section Leader (bewildered): Well...Door body...uh...report status of chow hall deck...uh..when monster is no longer there!
Monster (through the glass on the door): GET IN THE GRASS AND BENDS AND THRUSTS, DUMMIES! WHAT, YEAH YOUR COUSIN!
JayManC said:
Reminds me of a DI getting on the 1MC to talk to his class.
DI: Class 10-04, you better be downstairs for chow in five minutes or you don't get any breakfast! That's an "aye sir!"
[pause]
DI: No really, that's an "aye aye sir!"
Garaunteed, upstairs they were giving another "aye aye" even though the DI couldn't here it. A couple weeks at that place, and you're nothing but a pavlov dog.
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