It is poking fun at the recent grounding of a large percentage of the F-15C fleet due to longeron cracking, and the resultant conspiracy theorists who claim it was all a play to get the AF to buy more Raptors.
Who says it is a theory....
Navy planes fall apart, we ask for $4 for some more duct tape (and then that gets turned down because we're buying the fancy duct tape).
I know you're sort of kidding, but how does the AF do that, and why can't we? I have never quite understood exactly how or why the AF has had a stranglehold on funding.
You can't compete with that.