Find the humor in it all and don't take everything too seriously.
Since my previous advice was admittedly in questionable taste, here's another one:
Reciting the warfare pins and code of conduct verbatim to fill out a 2500+ word essay is a bad, bad idea.
Don't grab your shipmate's leg under the table in an attempt to be funny.
**edit** just to be clear that wasn't me, but we ALL paid for it.
how about two:
Don't stop, ever.
Play the game.