"Wedge"... meaning the simplest tool.
omg.. that's funny... not a callsign, but back in college there was a guy we called hammer. someone once asked why and in unison, everyone shouted - CAUSE HE'S A TOOL!
That's pretty funny!"Wilson" (He dropped his helmet overboard, think Tom Hanks in Castaway)
That's ingenius! I promise to reinstitute that next year.Perhaps "slightly" off course in this thread, or maybe not .... and maybe you've heard it before ... but during the pre-'92 Tailhook days, we used to have a standing "page" in the TAILHOOK hotel lobby in Vegas for one:
"Ball, Mr. Ball, ... paging Roger Ball" ....... the hotel staff never did catch on.