I used to talk my VFR nav students onto a MiG-23 in somebody's front yard. It was an old gate guard at a base, the base was getting rid of some stuff, and the guy apparently got it towed to his place out in the sticks. The funny thing was there are some impressive junk piles of old cars and stuff on the guy's property.
In the brief I'd say something like "intel has something they want us to look at along this road, we'll get a bit more information once we're in the air" hehehe.
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Oops, looks like I blurred out the name of the road that google put on there. Guess that's cuz it's classified.