gaijin6423
Ask me about ninjas!
My wife sees right through that line. I know, because I've tried. I think her BS detector has been strengthened by people trying to buy family sized buckets of sudafed at her pharmacy. If they seem suspicious, she doesn't sell, and calls the cops.
Usually, I just buy guns that look similar to other guns, so that she can't tell the difference. But it's not like she gets to complain much, because I've seen that woman go through a clothing store, and it ain't pretty. Imagine a starved wolf, rushing a preschool, then paying for it with credit cards.
However, I think that I may have broken new ground and finally made progress towards her supporting my habit, though. After a particularly ghastly Discovery Channel show and a subsequent look at www.projectchildsave.org, she now wants her concealed carry permit. Even my assertion that she would have to go shoot some USPSA with me to build her skills didn't deter her.
I can taste victory on the air, like blood in the water! Must. Play. It. Cool...
Usually, I just buy guns that look similar to other guns, so that she can't tell the difference. But it's not like she gets to complain much, because I've seen that woman go through a clothing store, and it ain't pretty. Imagine a starved wolf, rushing a preschool, then paying for it with credit cards.
However, I think that I may have broken new ground and finally made progress towards her supporting my habit, though. After a particularly ghastly Discovery Channel show and a subsequent look at www.projectchildsave.org, she now wants her concealed carry permit. Even my assertion that she would have to go shoot some USPSA with me to build her skills didn't deter her.
I can taste victory on the air, like blood in the water! Must. Play. It. Cool...