He was also the social equivalent of a pile of lukewarm ramen noodles. He ended up marrying this 18 year old nerd girl and I'm sure they're found a way of reproducing asexually by creating clones of themselves out of their fingernail clippings, or some such monstrosity.
Brett
Brett, I know we've had our differences, but that second half there was priceless. It's rare for me to laugh out loud at something I read, but I just did.