And coffee - the applicants who brought coffee (and remembered my processor) went to the top of the list. Not because I want free coffee, but it showed me a glimpse of what type of officer they might be - thoughful and considerate of my processor (who is often forgotten). I want those people in the Navy. Whiny applicants who think they are awesome... really? Do I ever want that person to show up in my Wardroom?
You are a little over the top, and this is downright ridiculous. You want people who bring coffee in your wardroom? That is the litmus test of a good officer? All this coming from an intel O turned HRO...you are clearly an expert. In fact, you even tell us in your profile that "I'm pretty good at what I do".
I'm not impressed.