The dead horse

[FMRAM]

Alright guys, sorry to beat a dead horse but I really want to make sure I don't screw anything up more than I already will. This is my packing list for OCS July 9th. I'll have everything possible in Ziplock freezer bags and in a seabag if I can find one. Once again sorry for such an overdone post but I think I've improved off the ones that have been posted before, if anyone can help/make suggestions please do so. This candidate is trying to suck as little as possible

Clothes:
-will wear khakis/dress shoes/polo to pickup
-1 more wrinkle free polo/khakis
-5 pair of medium height white socks
-5 pair skivvies
-1 pair compression shorts
-3 pair black Thorlo combat boot socks
-my Bates lightweight boots
-2 pair go-fasters

-should I take any shirts aside from the collared ones?

Hygiene Stuff:
-1 toothbrush
-1 toothpaste
-1 razor/extra blades
-1 pack of floss
-1 lg. and 1 sm. bottle mouthwash
-1 tube sunscreen
-1 bottle liquid soap
-moleskin/lotramin ultra/body glide

Misc. Stuff:
-2 Sharpie Rub-A-Dub markers
-6 in. ruler
-5 erasable black pens
-4 erasable red pens
-2 mechanical pencils
-1 eraser
-1 red LED headlamp
-$400 cash (lots of $1's and $5's)
-ATM card
-Driver's license
-Cell/charger for libo
-5 rolls of 1” white athletic tape
-2 rolls ½” white athletic tape

-1 Swedish made penis enlarger

 

[mmx1]

-1 Swedish made penis enlarger

Doesn't the rumor go that a pilot got the callsign "Pump"?

 

[red92gt]

Moron question here... Headlamp- is that one of the lights that straps to your head?

 

[Harrier Dude]

-1 Swedish made penis enlarger

And don't forget to take lots of porn. You can spend your free time watching it on the big screen TV in the recreation room of your squad bay.

 

[red92gt]

And don't forget to take lots of porn. You can spend your free time watching it on the big screen TV in the recreation room of your squad bay.

I might want to take something that's the most appealing to the SI though. Which do you think he'd like better- Anal Suprise Party 2 or Creme de la Face?

 

[Harrier Dude]

Either will suffice. Also bring Shaving Ryans Privates.

 

[FLYMARINES]

You guys crack me up

 

[pdx]

At OCS, my Drill Instructor preferred Next Door Girls Get Naughty. I guess he was the sensitive type and didn't really go for the hard stuff.

 

[whitesoxnation]

-3 pair black Thorlo combat boot socks
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Do the socks have to be black?

I just bought 4 pairs but they are a darker sand color.

 

[DocT]

Do the socks have to be black?

I just bought 4 pairs but they are a darker sand color.

They have to be tan, black, or green. You're fine.

 

[irishmc]

They have to be tan, black, or green. You're fine.

so are white socks a no-no at OCS?

 

[Carno]

I always wore white ankle socks when we ran in running shoes, but every other time it was all long black or tan socks.