Top 10 Reasons to be a SWO tee shirt
Hard to read:
10: Not corrupt enough to be a SuppO
09: Not lazy enough to be an aviator
08: Not weird enough to be a submariner
07: Not enamored enough with slitting throats at night to be a SEAL
06: Not shady enough to be a JAG
05: Not enough of a hippy to be a civilian
04: Not afraid enough of blue water to be in the USCG
03: Not dumb enough to be in the Army
02: Not insane enough to be a Marine
01: Not effeminate enough to be in the USAF!
Hard to read:
10: Not corrupt enough to be a SuppO
09: Not lazy enough to be an aviator
08: Not weird enough to be a submariner
07: Not enamored enough with slitting throats at night to be a SEAL
06: Not shady enough to be a JAG
05: Not enough of a hippy to be a civilian
04: Not afraid enough of blue water to be in the USCG
03: Not dumb enough to be in the Army
02: Not insane enough to be a Marine
01: Not effeminate enough to be in the USAF!