The unlimited motivational poster thread

[OldNavy]

Speaking of motivational / inspirational...

 

[BigRed389]

It's better than Kingsville, but they don't hide the whales like they do in San Diego.

What part of Norfolk are you in? Downtown Norfolk is full of some SLAMMIN chicks.

 

[MasterBates]

I rate the whole town. What I see at the store, the mall, walking around, and yes, downtown.

There are some hot chicks in DTN. There are also some whales there too.

 

[eddie]

There are two kinds of guys, those who find hot chicks everywhere they go and those who find ugly ones.

 

[scoolbubba]

I hate those posters.

I have one at work that says "Leadership is empowering people to shine like beacons in the night" or some such new-age, Kumbaya singing claptrap.

I've been sorely tempted to put a post-it note on it that says "Leadership is getting someone down do some shitty job that no one else will do - and thank you for it"

Unfortunately, they would know it was me.....

you need to go higher quality than that. Get the picture scanned, photoshop out the hippie bullshit moto phrase, and replace it with "if all it takes to motivate you is a pretty picture and a stupid saying, you are replaceable"

Sneak it back into the frame and see how long it lasts.

 

[MrsPickle]

you need to go higher quality than that. Get the picture scanned, photoshop out the hippie bullshit moto phrase, and replace it with "if all it takes to motivate you is a pretty picture and a stupid saying, you are replaceable"

Sneak it back into the frame and see how long it lasts.

Hold is a bad bad thing for scoolbubba.

 

[FormerRecruitingGuru]

What part of Norfolk are you in? Downtown Norfolk is full of some SLAMMIN chicks.

I detect some sarcasm, but I really hope you are being serious.

 

[scoolbubba]

Hold is a bad bad thing for scoolbubba.

It really is. I figure in a given week I do about 15 minutes of real, actual work.

I've actually started carrying around a folder with a routing sheet on the front so people won't know I'm just wandering around with nothing to do.

 

[phrogdriver]

There are two kinds of guys, those who find hot chicks everywhere they go and those who find ugly ones.

Usually it's guys who aren't getting any who complain. "Oh, I can't find anyone here up to my standards."

Yeeeah...riiight.....

 

[MasterBates]

Eddie needs to go to Krock before passing judgment. There are SOME hot chicks there. The ones who are of age, childless and not somebody's wife are about 10 total.

 

[GO_AV8_DevilDog]

The last time I posted on one of these threads here I got the ol' banhammer SO I'm going to keep this one very PG.

and

 

[ltedge46]

I've got a ton of these for any and all occasions. Here's a few favorites:

 

[Tom]

Here are a bunch of those posters: http://despair.com/lithographs.html

 

[ZekeBathory]

Here are a bunch of those posters: http://despair.com/lithographs.html

I used to put "Worth" and "Potential" up as my desktop alternately, just to completely devastate any motard who took the time to read it. Also, it helped to remind me to stay in my Lance Corporal box.

The higher-ups never noticed that they weren't actually motivational posters and never said anything.

Good times.

 

[GO_AV8_DevilDog]

more can be found here
http://www.motivatedphotos.com

warning, while many are great, they do let any idiot post on this site, so there are some really stupid ones (anime..)