haha...when they gave us that same brief at TBS they told us about 3-4 months....9 months later I classed up for API. The only "good" stash jobs are the AMS' or what was called LEAD, now its something else. At least there you are working with Marines. If you can find a cush job in some obscure corner that keeps you from duty and all the tardness that is the MOC you've succeeded.
When I went through there were a few awesome obscure ones, but I think they got rid of alot of those.
I was actually in there recently and it looked like guys are showing up, doing IFS right away, and checking in to API pretty shortly thereafter.