This is good....

[FLYTPAY]

"Whoever made the rhyme did the crime."

I thought that one was about rappers

 

[Tyler]

""The gas was very odorous and created contact of an insulting or provoking nature with Patrolman Parsons," the complaint alleged."

...

"Cruz acknowledged passing gas, but said he didn't move his chair toward the officer nor aim gas at the patrolman."

Nice.

 

[BullGator]

""The gas was very odorous and created contact of an insulting or provoking nature with Patrolman Parsons," the complaint alleged."

...

"Cruz acknowledged passing gas, but said he didn't move his chair toward the officer nor aim gas at the patrolman."

Nice.

Nice, it ricocheted off the chair. Haha. The best weapon.

 

[Bolter]

Sometimes when I rip one in cockpit and I know my ass has been ripe all day, I'll go to the trouble of taking my mask off just to enjoy my creation. Except in the landing environment of course.

 

[scoolbubba]

wow. just wow.

 

[phrogpilot73]

Sometimes when I rip one in cockpit and I know my ass has been ripe all day, I'll go to the trouble of taking my mask off just to enjoy my creation. Except in the landing environment of course.

You are one twisted son of a bitch... You sure you're not a Phrog pilot?!?

 

[HAL Pilot]

^ Admit it Phrog, PSW has shoved your head under the covers after letting one rip.....

 

[MasterBates]

If PSW got dutch ovened, I think Stinky would be getting the couch treatment.

 

[phrogpilot73]

Oh, PSW did one better. I let one rip, and then she pulled the covers over my head. She made me dutch oven myself!!

 

[statesman]

Oh, PSW did one better. I let one rip, and then she pulled the covers over my head. She made me dutch oven myself!!