Tom Cruise too short to be a Navy pilot!!!

[Cron]

Sort of like how other AWers are surprised when Brett looks nothing like James Carville.

Or like when I don't look like a big black triangle.

 

[Treetop Flyer]

I don't really have this much facial hair

 

[voodooqueen]

This is why Tom Cruise needed the cool leather jacket in Top Gun. A taller, better looking guy could have gotten away with a dirty t-shirt and old jeans.

 

[redmidgrl]

I don't really have this much facial hair

That's okay, you couldn't grow any for your CQ, but I'm sure you'll hit puberty one day... I still have hope for you, Treetop Flyer.

 

[MasterBates]

I was being mistaken for a Neanderthal by the time we got to SD for the CQ det (I'm kinda hairy)

 

[Treetop Flyer]

That's okay, you couldn't grow any for your CQ, but I'm sure you'll hit puberty one day... I still have hope for you, Treetop Flyer.

Dont worry once you get to CQ you may be able to finally give up "Gizmo" for "Redbeard".

Goodluck surviving several days without "Jody"

 

[Godspeed]

I don't think you really need facial hair when you CQ.... Just balls of steel.

 

[redmidgrl]

Goodluck surviving several days without "Jody"

That's funny, he hasn't been there for a few weeks, and have you seen your house? I think we need to work on your coping skills