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"If looks could kill!"
She looks just a wee bit upset...
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NEW!- KY flavored warming massage gel...so good, it knocks the skank right off of a hook! Now available in sour apple!
Colbert Report last night:
"I know he's sorry, and I can tell because his lip-bite index is off the charts!...Dear God, he's trying to swallow his own head in an act of contrition!"
"I know he's sorry, and I can tell because his lip-bite index is off the charts!...Dear God, he's trying to swallow his own head in an act of contrition!"
For 5 grand an hour her boobs better have magical powers. Im not talking about the magical "oohaah" of normal boobs Im talking rainbows with pots of gold under them arcing out of her cleavage.
This is still sorta better then any of those other hooker scandals you see. Like when Hugh Grant left Liz Hurley at home to go get a knob job from some toothless street urchin hooker. Thats like leaving your Corvette in the garage so you can drive a pacer.
This is still sorta better then any of those other hooker scandals you see. Like when Hugh Grant left Liz Hurley at home to go get a knob job from some toothless street urchin hooker. Thats like leaving your Corvette in the garage so you can drive a pacer.
Damn! Now I have to go back to sleeping with her again
Damn! Now I have to go back to sleeping with him again.
Her: How the fuck do you think I feel?
Him: Awwwwwkward....
Him: Awwwwwkward....
AJB37
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And here is the $5000 girl.
She is attractive, but for $5000 she better fvck real good.
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/03/13/nyregion/12cnd-kristen.html?_r=1&oref=slogin
She is attractive, but for $5000 she better fvck real good.
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/03/13/nyregion/12cnd-kristen.html?_r=1&oref=slogin
Here is an article on the pricing system of high end prostitutes. To my chagrin, apparently you don't find the best hookers in mob-run establishments in foreign countries.
And here is the $5000 girl.
She is attractive, but for $5000 she better fvck real good.
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/03/13/nyregion/12cnd-kristen.html?_r=1&oref=slogin
Jesus. You could find a chick on myspace that hot that would do it for a few bud lights and some cheezy fries.
AJB37
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Funny thing about that is the picture happens to be from myspace.
MasterBates
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Lawman, when you figure out how to parley BugLite and fries into sex with a hot chick...
Please share your secret with me.
Please share your secret with me.
Definitely hot, but no tail is worth 5K (or your career). One would think that being a governor and all, you could pull some pretty nice tail based on that alone. He should have taken a page out of Bill Clinton's playbook and ordered his state troopers to round up some chicks for him to play with.
Brett
Brett
