Number one rule of airplanes: They fly how they look. :icon_tong
Then the JSF ought to be a real turd. so effing ugly.
Why do we always scrap ships with such proud combat histories? Tico, the Enterprise before last, Saratoga, the list goes on . . .
Yes, I know. Perhaps "scrap" should have been replaced by "destroy." And I guess it is infinitely better that she went down that way than at the breaker's yard, but the point remains.If you are thinking the first carrier named USS Saratoga, the WWII vet, you can visit her if you want. You just need a SCUBA certification and some dough to get you Bikini Atoll.
Either/or ... when you "scrap" 'em w/ a NUKE, it's potat-o/potat-oh ....... Perhaps "scrap" should have been replaced by "destroy"....
Dude the Boeing bird looked like a flying frog. The Lockheed version is a hell of a lot better looking...
no argument there, but just because the troll at the bar has a friend who only makes you vomit a little bit doesn't mean you gotta take her home.
Either/or ... when you "scrap" 'em w/ a NUKE, it's potat-o/potat-oh ....... oh, and when you go to BIKINI to "visit", make sure you bring along your other half-life.
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Last woman on Earth??
If the situation is that bad, theres no reason to subject yourself to any more indignity. Extinction is preferable to ugly women, bad beer, or ugly airplanes.
So... "I'll fly whatever they let me" translates to "sex is more important than dignity?"![]()
The TICO received five battle stars during WW2, and three Navy Unit Commendations, one Meritorious Unit Commendation, and 12 battle stars during the Vietnam dustup. She was a hard-core ol' girl ....
While Johnston Island was perpetually one of our HNL BINGO fields, I don't think anyone ever took the airline down there --- as everyone was afraid of "glowing in the dark" after we landed ......anyone ballsy or dumb enough to do it and take a geiger counter, let me know how that went.