Sorry got a good laugh out of that.

Sadly that chopper is the fastest the army has to offer.....ouch there. Poor OH-58s have a hell of a time "escorting" it around in country.
Should have quit while you're ahead...Army doesn't fly Phrogs (CH-46), perhaps you are referring to this similar looking beast of a machine that the Army does operate vvv

When loading in the dispenser or when "dispensed"...if latter, if it glows brightly, it's a flare. Chaff is itty, bitty bits of tinsel cut to wavelengths of pesky hostile radars...Speaking of flares or chaff, I'm not sure which is which.