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It's old but it's in remarkable shape and fully functional....Anyone want to see my Johnson?
- Thread starter HAL Pilot
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Oh sexual assault is funny?
My Johnson was made for assault.
You should know that there is no such thing as an assault Johnson. “Assault” Johnson’s are a made up thing to propogate a left wing socialist agenda. It’s the person, Not the Johnson committing the assault.
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My Johnson is only for personal defense.
Use only for defense. Mister Miyagi approves.
Maybe one day teach family secret "drum technique" how to use johnson.
I took my Johnson out to the desert today and played with it.
My Johnson's powerful load blew right through a steel plate and splattered big rocks into little pieces.
It's a lot more fun if someone else plays with your Johnson so I invited @HackerF15E along. He found that playing with my Johnson while sitting was quite handy and enjoyable.
My Johnson's powerful load blew right through a steel plate and splattered big rocks into little pieces.
It's a lot more fun if someone else plays with your Johnson so I invited @HackerF15E along. He found that playing with my Johnson while sitting was quite handy and enjoyable.
Does your johnson shoot better right or left handed?
My Johnson is equally happy with either palm holding it's hard wood.
Also I forgot to mention that my Johnson had a dryness issue and it was very stiff working it's bolt. Unfortunately we forgot to bring lube but a couple of drops from the tip of the dipstick moistened it right up and made it slide back and forth smoothly.
Also I forgot to mention that my Johnson had a dryness issue and it was very stiff working it's bolt. Unfortunately we forgot to bring lube but a couple of drops from the tip of the dipstick moistened it right up and made it slide back and forth smoothly.
This thread is like a radical douche bat signal. His finger is hovering to create a new account. Let me help him along.
Judge Kavanaugh will be a Supreme Court Justice in a couple days.
Judge Kavanaugh will be a Supreme Court Justice in a couple days.
Yes, Senator...I did hold his Johnson while we were out in the desert.
Don't stop there. It's bat country.