But now, I'm curious. . .that one comment seemed to strike a nerve. . .
I hate pax....they seem to think they know how to fly my plane....
The other day after dodging storms all the way,
"you need to learn how to fly better, those bumps were ridiculous. I've flown with many pilots that knew how to keep it smooth. Maybe you should take more lessons".
Of course I loved the extra day at home about a year ago when near the end of boarding a pax asked the Captain of our LAS-HNL flight if he was drunk. Captain picking up the PA
..."Ladies and gentleman, sorry to give you the bad news but I'm afraid this flight is going to be either very delayed or canceled. The gentleman in seat 23A decided to accuse me of being drunk. Even though I do not drink alcohol, to protect both myself and my airline, I can not fly this flight. I now have to go take a blood alcohol test to prove this and it will be at least 24 hours for the results to come back. Sorry but this is the only way to protect my career and my family's livelihood. So if you will please gather your belongings and deplane the aircraft, the customer service representatives in the lobby will further assist you."
And for those that are wondering, this is exactly what both our Chief Pilot and union said to do in this type of situation.
Of course if I did something really stupid, I'd just stay in the cockpit with the door closed until the pax were all off the plane.......