We had a CAG trailing a 30-plane Alpha Strike, who while tuning and checking his missiles prior to going "feet dry" accidentally hoses off a Sidewinder. It flew right through the 30-plane pack, but fortunately not guiding on anybody and went 'stupid'.
All that was ever heard on frequency was – "I didn't touch a thing, I didn't touch a thing!" ….which became the big airwing joke.
So while our CAG was subsequently the butt of many private JO jokes, a few weeks later he was hit by a careening A-6 into the pack that had lost a main on landing in the wire. He was hit as he exited his A-7 on the foredeck, and it caused a compound fracture of both his legs… but also killed a few flight and flight-deck crew, and seriously injured 40. CAG eventually recovered, and retired… but he was always a great guy despite his problems with "switchology" which he was occasionally thereafter reminded by a few old, bold friends.