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Best quotes you ever heard
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paikea
Eight-year-olds, Dude.
"You will fly with legends
in the Navy and they will kick your ass until you become a lethal force.
And some days - when the scheduling Gods have smiled upon you - your jet
will catapult into a glorious morning over a far-away sea and you will be
drop-jawed that someone would pay you to do it. The hottest girl in the bar
wants to meet the Naval Aviator. That bar is in Singapore."
in the Navy and they will kick your ass until you become a lethal force.
And some days - when the scheduling Gods have smiled upon you - your jet
will catapult into a glorious morning over a far-away sea and you will be
drop-jawed that someone would pay you to do it. The hottest girl in the bar
wants to meet the Naval Aviator. That bar is in Singapore."
Heard on the bridge of my first ship when pulling into port:
XO: You know, it's a little chilly today.
AFL: You know, sir, what you need is some grape jelly around your ankles.
XO: How will that keep me warm?
AFL: It won't, but it will keep the ants from getting to your candy-ass.
My response to my roommate who asked me some mundane question about getting qualified:
Scott, I have no idea. I don't know s**t about this ship. I'm just Forrest Gumping my way through this whole tour.
From my last ship's CO (F-14 NFO) when we lost steering in the middle of the night, halfway between Spain and Norfolk. XO's screaming, Cheng's yelling at the Conn....
CO: Why doesn't everyone calm down? It's not like we're going to fall to the bottom of the ocean.
The four most dangerous phrases in the Navy:
From a Seaman: We were taught in bootcamp....
From a LTjg: In my experience...
From a Chief: Watch this s**t...
From a LT: You know...I was just thinking...
My DH: No TV on during the workday!
Me: Does that go for the CO, too? 'Cuz he's got CNN on all the time.
What you don't want to hear your proctologist say:
Rectum? Damn near killed 'im!
From a random JO on my last ship trying to get EOOW qual'd:
I'm never gonna get qual'd. I'm too stupid to learn this s**t! (she got qual'd)
XO: You know, it's a little chilly today.
AFL: You know, sir, what you need is some grape jelly around your ankles.
XO: How will that keep me warm?
AFL: It won't, but it will keep the ants from getting to your candy-ass.
My response to my roommate who asked me some mundane question about getting qualified:
Scott, I have no idea. I don't know s**t about this ship. I'm just Forrest Gumping my way through this whole tour.
From my last ship's CO (F-14 NFO) when we lost steering in the middle of the night, halfway between Spain and Norfolk. XO's screaming, Cheng's yelling at the Conn....
CO: Why doesn't everyone calm down? It's not like we're going to fall to the bottom of the ocean.
The four most dangerous phrases in the Navy:
From a Seaman: We were taught in bootcamp....
From a LTjg: In my experience...
From a Chief: Watch this s**t...
From a LT: You know...I was just thinking...
My DH: No TV on during the workday!
Me: Does that go for the CO, too? 'Cuz he's got CNN on all the time.
What you don't want to hear your proctologist say:
Rectum? Damn near killed 'im!
From a random JO on my last ship trying to get EOOW qual'd:
I'm never gonna get qual'd. I'm too stupid to learn this s**t! (she got qual'd)
WannaBEaP3gal
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"In 1992.. a made-for-television film came out that changed the face of American cinema. That film, of course, is "Saved By The Bell: Hawaiian Style". If you haven't seen it, do yourself a favor and see the greatest film EVER! In the history.. of the world."
-Will Ferrel as James Lipton interviewing "Screech" on SNL
-Will Ferrel as James Lipton interviewing "Screech" on SNL
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