Best quotes you ever heard

[paikea]

ET-Mike, I love your avatar. The Big Labowski was a great movie.

"Get ze money Labowski OR WE CUT OFF YOUR JOHNSON!"

Yes, the Dude abides. :icon_smil

 

[jg5343]

ET-Mike, I love your avatar. The Big Labowski was a great movie.

"Get ze money Labowski OR WE CUT OFF YOUR JOHNSON!"

Yes, the Dude abides. :icon_smil

NOBODY FVCKA WIT DA JESUS!

 

[ET-Mike]

Yeah Walter, your plan is so simple, it's a fvcking swiss watch if I understand it correctly...

 

[Ryoukai]

From one of the funniest movies ever: "Here you can have this pair... they're starting to make my hands sweat."

From another funny movie: Q-"What happened?" A-"Got distracted playing repeater."

"It's a good thing you didn't order hashbrowns...that is, uhm, if they'd been using the catsup instead...yup."

 

[El Cid]

"It's a good thing you didn't order hashbrowns...that is, uhm, if they'd been using the catsup instead...yup."

"Oh... bikers... I get it now."

 

[paikea]

NOBODY FVCKA WIT DA JESUS!

Yeah Walter, your plan is so simple, it's a fvcking swiss watch if I understand it correctly...

Gotdamn, I'm gonna go watch that movie right now.

 

[fc2spyguy]

Heard in berthing,

"What's wrong with a used condom? It worked the first time...."

 

[Fly Navy]

Heard in berthing,

"What's wrong with a used condom? It worked the first time...."

LMFAO

Reminds me of health class in 9th grade. A guy asked if you could use a plastic bag as a make-shift condom. The teacher wasn't sure how to answer the question.

 

[gnorman911]

LMFAO

Reminds me of health class in 9th grade. A guy asked if you could use a plastic bag as a make-shift condom. The teacher wasn't sure how to answer the question.

How about a paper bag?

 

[Fly Navy]

How about a paper bag?

LMFAO!!!

I almost fell out of my chair on that one!

 

[Road Program]

When I retire from the Navy, I'm going to move to Wyoming for a year and lick buffalo scrotum for a nickel a pop just to get my dignity back.

 

[Ryoukai]

"Oh... bikers... I get it now."

"...No, nobody here is dru-...I am drunk."

 

[goldwingdreams]

Originally Posted by El Cid

From another funny movie: Q-"What happened?" A-"Got distracted playing repeater."

"[sniff]....it stinks like sex in here."

Another classic Super Troopers line:

Q-"Why don't you just get a Large, Farva?"
A-"I don't want a Large Farva. I want a goddamn liter of cola!"

 

[Ryoukai]

"Do we serve litre cola? I don't think we have any litre cola."

 

[Slammer2]

haha....thats probably my favorite scene of the movie