Breitling custom watches

[Brett327]

You did have a few.....healthy looking women there.......

Sorry to pass down our sloppy seconds.

Brett

 

[PropStop]

You did have a few.....healthy looking women there.......

what's wrong with healthy? I like 'em thick myself, less likely to break!

 

[MasterBates]

Chubby Chaser.

 

[DanMa1156]

what's wrong with healthy? I like 'em thick myself, less likely to break!

That's up there with "more cushion for the pushin'" or "more motion for the ocean;" and otherwise unelaborate excuse for having made some stupid mistakes with fat women.

"But not like there's anything wrong with that!"

 

[Schnugg]

Reminds me of the old "difference betwen a Moped and Fat Chick" joke...

 

[DanMa1156]

Reminds me of the old "difference betwen a Moped and Fat Chick" joke...

What's that?

 

[Flash]

what's wrong with healthy? I like 'em thick myself, less likely to break!

Do you want a bag to go with that cushion? Fugly and fat, that the way you like them?

 

[Flash]

Reminds me of the old "difference betwen a Moped and Fat Chick" joke...

I thought it was "flying helos and playing with yourself".......

 

[sarnav]

moped

It goes along the lines of "fat chicks are like mopeds, fun to ride once in a while just don't let your friends catch you".

for some reason this topic always reminds me of "pork the pig" or the rodeo game, both very wrong but fun nonetheless

 

[PropStop]

Do you want a bag to go with that cushion? Fugly and fat, that the way you like them?

sure makes getting to home base easier. Don't have to depend on my personality and charm then.

 

[FMRAM]

Fat girls don't deserve sex, because they bring nothing to the table. If you tag a fatty, all you are doing is lowering the status quo and letting them know that it is ok to eat everything and shop at Lane Bryant.
Just my .02...

 

[MasterBates]

And Lane Bryant crap is not cheap. Something about having to be kevlar reinforced...

And yes, there are stores for women BEYOND that size. Been in once. NEVER AGAIN...

 

[Road Program]

...are stores for women BEYOND that size. Been in once. NEVER AGAIN...

But do they sell custom watches there?

 

[MasterBates]

Hard to find watches that fit when forearms are so fat there is no discernible wrist. But yes, they have watches in "bigger sizes" (women styles, in LAAARGE band sizes)

They also have rings to fit fat fingers. Like size 13-16 rings.

 

[scoober78]

They also have rings to fit fat fingers. Like size 13-16 rings.

Reason #456 not to get married...You find yourself shopping in a "special store" for your girlfriend's engagment ring.