Hockey in Florida?
I can't name names, but let's just say
that there's a senior citizen's community in a southern state
that's in the market for a hockey team.
- The Chiefs? - Actually, it's Florida.
See, they're gettin' a bunch of old geezers down there from the northeast.
And what do you think those old geezers really miss in Florida?
Hockey. Their own team. A Saturday-night game.
Those poor old people down there, they gotta have something to root for.
Now, let me get this straight. A retirement community has bought the Chiefs?
- Oh, no. I said negotiating. - Well, that's not much to go on, Reggie!
Dickie, Dickie, they've already built the rink!
They've dumped a lot of capital into this.
What they're really lookin' for is a cheap deal on a team.
And since we ain't exactly the Boston Bruins...
How could anybody in his right mind buy a fifth-place team? That situation is gonna be changed, I guarantee you.
If you have ever played hockey and you don't know this movie, please hand in your man card now.
