Air Warriors can do better….
There are things in this life
that I’ll never do.
Like see a Galarkapus,
a Hippopotmbird,
or an F-22.
These are things
that are quite rare.
And it is hard to accept
that a Gogolop
or Raptor can be adept
at unusual jobs.
Like busting a balloon,
or eating kabobs.
I like Chinese food
in the Year of the Bunny,
and party balloons,
I find awfully funny.
But I’m not to sure about
the sensors of spies,
especially when they are
up in the skies!
So shoot it down,
Shoot it down!
I say.
But the Chubby Milleywillie
says, “Not today!”
Shoot it down!
Shoot it down!
I shout
But the Oily-Haired Blinken
says, “I have a doubt.”
Now it has traveled
so very far.
From state to distant state
about as fast as a car.
And the rare Raptor driver
has had time to simulate.
Exactly what he will do
when he meets his fate.
Will he shout, “Fox 1!”
Or, “In your face!”
Or will he just let
the ballon deflate?