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MIDNJAC

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I may have told this story before, but when I was a stud in the HTs, I had completed the syllabus and was just waiting for the winging ceremony. During that interlude, got put on the sked as a 'solo' observer for an RI 'solo'...Cool, cool. Go get some good food in Tallahassee on an out and in...call it a day...then make sure my Service uniform was up to snuff for the winging ceremony.

Fast forward, and while at the restaurant I'm checking my watch and start getting a bad feeling...Cut to 2 TH-57Cs being turned up in record time by studs at the Tallahassee FBO...cut to thoughts of "Fuck, fuck" as we realize we're not going to land prior to sunset.

So, we land back at Whiting, I think around 20-30 minutes after sunset...The comms piece of the story is that the dude that was on his solo calls to the ODO something to the effect of "FACTORYHAND xx, back in the line, aircraft down for nights" :(

Needless to say, we got sandblasted by the CO while standing tall in Chucks...but hey, here I am. Was a good lesson though.

Shoulda just lit the burners bro :)

Reminds me of my student airnav solo from meridian to Jackson MS and back. I think this was during one of the "off" periods where someone had done something dumb (he's a VAQ skipper now*cough*great dude BTW) and got the overnights turned off. For no reason whatsoever, other than being alone, I ask tower for the break to low key. Bring about as many 100 knot multiples as the T-45 can bring......high subsonic I'd say. "Fast break Fridays" as you do. I rip it up to whatever low key was in a G limiter pull, and then land. And then realize, oh shit, that probably isn't a thing. But it was that day. And nobody ever knew. I think the statute of limitations has expired on that one at least.
 

Ozarky

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My first time chopping back in from being due regard on the east coast as a 3P, I absolutely butchered our initial call, and in my jumbled word vomit for some reason requested direct Tinker (our destination).

A few moments of silence later ATC comes back…

“Yeah man, that was pretty good. The guy next to me just fell out of his chair. Cleared direct Tinker.” 😂
 

MIDNJAC

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My first time chopping back in from being due regard on the east coast as a 3P, I absolutely butchered our initial call, and in my jumbled word vomit for some reason requested direct Tinker (our destination).

A few moments of silence later ATC comes back…

“Yeah man, that was pretty good. The guy next to me just fell out of his chair. Cleared direct Tinker.” 😂

hahaha I'm asking direct tinker next flight, not even gonna Copenhagen that one

"well they cleared us direct, that is by ATC direction, I have no emergency authority to deviate with so I'm now starting a new family here in Tinker"

- Letters to Skipper

AP dispatch: "Growler "Jet" lands at Tinker, locals did not know of jet engine technology previously"
 

MIDNJAC

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Never a bad time to repost Bill et John...


haha god damn dude, where did you find this? French F-15s. I love that. Can you imagine them on the loose in st louis? This video truly keeps giving, I'm at 1 minute and a half and I don't even think I live on this planet anymore

Edit: I fully sharted myself laughing at this. What a masterpiece
 

JTS11

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haha god damn dude, where did you find this? French F-15s. I love that. Can you imagine them on the loose in st louis? This video truly keeps giving, I'm at 1 minute and a half and I don't even think I live on this planet anymore

Edit: I fully sharted myself laughing at this. What a masterpiece
haha, can't remember where but it was posted on AW a few times...you've got to watch it a few times with the subtitles to get all the nuances. It's funny shit.
 

MIDNJAC

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haha, can't remember where but it was posted on AW a few times...you've got to watch it a few times with the subtitles to get all the nuances. It's funny shit.

That whole thing is next level. I don't even know how I haven't seen it before. My world has just been overturned and reimagined. It might sound corny, but I now know my life's calling. Praise be

Some additional fun notes. Filmed in "2004". There probably wasn't a better year, or worse year than that for my liver. 3rd year of college. Also, guy parks it bullseye nose high and then retards throttles to idle and goes OCF. Which is exactly my sick move that no cone ever expects. These guys are pros
 
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JTS11

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Filmed in "2004"
That's actually the funniest part and is impressive that they could produce this off some early Microsoft Flight sim (I guess that's how they did it? with the old school camcorder shots too?) The dialog is fucking hilarious...but can fall into the title of the thread, so not a total threadjack, I guess. 😃
 

JTS11

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There was the "Bailout unsuccessful" stud at Whiting so many years ago.

The kid is on his aerobatics solo, departs the airplane, freaks out and calls, "xzy Bailing out".

Apparently the T-34 recovered itself just by having the stud take his hands off the the controls. Eitherway, the story is that he got all of the cords from his knee board stuck on the throttle quadrant and couldn't couch, dive, and pull.

So he says, "xzy bailout unsuccessful" on the radio and proceeded to come back via course rules with the canopy emergency opened.
Isn't the other classic Primary T-34 solo story being of the 2 solos who decided they were going to "dogfight" (or join up from different working areas) on their solos in Corpus, by one strangling their transponder thinking it made them stealth? It's hard to know how much is urban legend, but I think it was fact. Others may have more direct knowledge.
 

Mos

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That's actually the funniest part and is impressive that they could produce this off some early Microsoft Flight sim (I guess that's how they did it? with the old school camcorder shots too?) The dialog is fucking hilarious...but can fall into the title of the thread, so not a total threadjack, I guess. 😃
To continue the threadjack, It was made using Lock On Modern Air Combat, and predates YouTube, when these types of videos were shared via forums and sites like Machinima.
 

JTS11

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Also, if you haven't seen episode 2, it's a riot.
Jesus Christ, I'm chuckling out loud halfway through...it's sublime

Edit: dying laughing at the end. Who are these dudes?
 
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