While the rest of the world succumbs to mass panic and hysteria, the Karens slowly smile, recognizing that this is the moment they’ve been waiting for their whole lives.
I "liked" this part but I don't like it, if you know what I mean.
I don't understand the Mister Karens either. I'm thinking of it like, out of all the different dudes from high school and college, which ones could have turned into a Mr. K? Not a lot of strong candidates come to mind...
Maybe I'm thinking about it the wrong way, maybe I've encountered some Mister Karens professionally- a few of them were right in front of me and I didn't fully appreciate it at the moment. I mean the ones who come up with off duty ORM checklist and implicitly threaten you with failure to follow an order if you go scuba diving and you didn't fill out their made-up form with your ground safety officer.
Come to think of it, the Karens and Mister Karens are all around us and yes, this is indeed the moment they've been waiting or their whole lives.
I weep.