Funny Acronyms!

[michaels601]

OFO- Off F^cking Off
GNTDI- Get Nerds To Do It

 

[squorch2]

FRED - Fvcking Random Electronic Device
SWAG - Scientific Wild-A$$ Guess

 

[A4sForever]

....SWAG - Scientific Wild-A$$ Guess

Yes !!! Scientific. Much better than WAG's ....

 

[Super18Ordie]

SMIB- Common around here-Southern Maryland InBred
PCOD-P*ssy Cut off Date used in the old days to determine the length of time for an STD to show itself and to get the proper remedy

 

[A4sForever]

.....PCOD......

Yeah, I had forgotten that one ... thankfully. :icon_mi_1 Violate at your own peril .... or if you are feelin' ... "lucky".

 

[zab1001]

Yeah, I had forgotten that one ... thankfully. :icon_mi_1 Violate at your own peril .... or if you are feelin' ... "lucky".

one word: Bleach

on topic:
in regards to SWAGs and WAGs...
TLAR = That Looks About Right (especially useful for the initial turn to a point to point before referencing the GPS...then turn the other way dumbas$)

 

[Goober]

I had a couple near fights with some of the F-15 guys, hope it had changed but then thy were mostly deuchebags

Hope for your sake Kadena's diff now, but as of 2003 they were still douchebags.

 

[The Chief]

Mfwiic

 

[skidkid]

Hope for your sake Kadena's diff now, but as of 2003 they were still douchebags.

yeah I guess not having a mission and not ever going anywhere can turn people into bitter @ssholes

 

[BigIron]

AFU--All F*'d UP...many a MAF and training sheet with this acro.
MOBAP--Middle Officer Big Ass P*ssy, you can replace M with J for JO, or S for Senior.
WUNA -- Worlds Ugliest Naval Aviator
WUMP -- Worlds Ugliest Marine Pilot

 

[ea6bflyr]

NAMBLA: Noth American Man-Boy Love Association....We used to accuse our Hinges (O-4's) of being members of this elite organization.

ea6bflyr

 

[SteveG75]

Can't believe no-one has mentioned:

MOTO: Master Of The Obvious

Also:

BENE: Been Everywhere, kNows Everything (not a complimentary callsign for a Hornet Nugget)
FISH: F*** Is She Huge

 

[SteveG75]

Why just a Hornet nugget?? Or is that actually the truth for ECMO nuggets??

The person is question was a Hornet nugget. Actually a senior LT on HER first cruise (circa mid '90's). Almost killed me one day when I was flying in the tanker since she couldn't be bothered to follow CV NATOPS.

 

[TheBubba]

Here's a couple:

1. TARFU: Things Are Really F***ed Up
2. DILLIGAF: Does It Look Like I Give A F**k?

 

[Schnugg]

BEDE: Been Everywhere, Done Everything...

IB: Itty Bitty ...as in Brain Size