agreed ... dudes who take the bonus are staying in anyways, whether the bonus was there or not.
but a bigger joke than the bonus system IMO is involuntary separation pay ... dudes who know they are getting out of the Corps, gaming the system to get double P'd thus forced out, and then receiving the $60k or more for getting "involuntary" separated .
S/F
Oh it gets better. Don't forget about the Capt. Reserve Bonus. Here's how to get it.
Fitrep date gaps: make sure you have a few, but keep the originals so that you can submit them after your second pass.
PME: Do phase I but dont' submit it. There are tons of sites out there that have the answers to every test booklet, or you can get the review slides from any seminar class instructor as they teach the test anyway. Don't do Phase II, you can do that at home for a week and get paid $380 a day to do it.
Photo: Don't submit it, but have one ready to go for your reserve package promotion. If your CO is a company man and makes you take your picture then just do it with your wings on and no ribbons, the grunt officers on the boards hate that more than anything. Also grow out a big det mustache and some burns. I sort of look like a 70's porn star in mine. Nothing says pass me over like someone who looks like porn star.
Awards: Don't let any awards get into the system that may have occured while you had date gaps, that will get them to send you an email or worse yet call you. Instead hold onto them for your reserve board.
Now from friends who have already done this, I've been told that the minute you get the letter that says, "So long thanks for playing." You submmit all of the paperwork you've been sitting on. I've also been told to make sure you pull your OMPF to make sure it's all in there. You don't want any hang ups for the Reserve Board.
The most important thing to do though is not check the "I want a reserve commission box." If you do this, you can be auto joined to a unit. They KEY is to get your funding data number so that when you come back to the reserves you can submit your package with that number so you get your bonus for entering the Reserves as a Captain. Yes, that's right, not only do you get your seperation money, but you get a bonus for entering into the reserves as a Captain, and once the board meets for the reserves you get promoted to Major too. The Captain bonus for the reserves is 10k right now and could go higher.
While your buds are eating exhaust in the beltway driving 2 hours a day to get to EWS class you can sit back in your log cabin in Maine eating Lobster and laugh all the way to the bank.
Now, there are a few masters at this who I've heard that have taken the short bonus for two years, been passed twice got the seps money, and took a bonus to enter the reserves, but that's just too risky for me. If you know anyone who has pulled that off, my hat is off to them.
I do know one guy who did all that, then 2 years later took a bonus to come back active duty to fly, but that was back in the 90's. Not sure if they'll let that happen again.