I thought what you did was pretty funny. That's much better than the stories you hear of people putting their ex's pet cat/bird/etc. in a microwave or some other bs move.
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Getting married POST OCS
- Thread starter Cloak
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Pennies... ha. that was great....
Me on the other hand since it's legal to spend a dollar bill ripped once in 1/2 and taped so the serials still match, would have probably sawed a bunch in 1/2 and put them in a garbage bag, with a roll of clear tape. Divorce lawyers are a disgusting breed.
Me on the other hand since it's legal to spend a dollar bill ripped once in 1/2 and taped so the serials still match, would have probably sawed a bunch in 1/2 and put them in a garbage bag, with a roll of clear tape. Divorce lawyers are a disgusting breed.
Actually I am well aware. I think anyone who has been on Airwarriors more than a week is aware. I'm pretty sure the next edition of Webster's dictionary will include an after picture of Michelle next to the word manatee.
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Sounds like a Wikipedia update needs to be in the works ...
Jason, yes we did. Orginally we were planning a big wedding back home for the spring or summer, but decided that may not work out since I would be in flight school and wouldn't be able to take enough leave. It's too complicated to plan ahead of time when you'll be between API and Primary, Primary and Advanced, etc, or how long of a break you'll have, so we figured right before it all starts is the best time. We planned our wedding and paid for our honeymoon about 6 weeks ahead of time. Completed OCS and IFS, then a few weeks before starting API, had a small wedding on the beach in Pensacola, then went to a Sandals in the Caribbean for our honeymoon. We even managed to pull together a sword arch for the wedding. ITT at Pensacola offers a decent discount for Sandals. It worked out great for us. I know of others who got married on a weekend and just delayed their honeymoon... or basically didn't have one. We really wanted to travel somewhere for our honeymoon, but it's up to you. Good luck!
Don't know too many CO's who would not give you a pass for your wedding. Most times there is a delay from reporting in to your class date. Put in for leave. Trust me, you'll accrue leave faster than you'll use it. The Grand Hotel in Fairhope, Ala. (1 hour west of P'cola) is beautiful. Close to here if time is short. Tell your fiancee/wife that you love her and could she please quiz you on your emergency procedures. Most wives know their husbands aircraft/Natops and emerg procedures as well as their husbands (and vice versa if the case warrants, don't want to go to sensitivity training again!)
voodooqueen
DAR Lapsarian
It seems to be that the more money and time spent on the wedding, the shorter and more miserable the marriage. Perhaps this has something to do with unrealistic expectations.
voodooqueen
DAR Lapsarian
Neah Bay, WA .... one of the few places in the USA where dogs shit in the middle of mainstreet ... and unashamedly, too .... 
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Here's a little story...
Alecta- age 18. High school sweetheart drops to his knees, confesses undying love, produces beautiful, large, sparkly rock from a pale blue box* - Alecta says 'Yes'.
Flash forward- 3 days later.
Over romantic dinner, Future-Cornell dropout says "Well, if we get married in July. You can be pregnant by August and you'll never have to go back to college! "
Alecta says, "Quoi?"
After long, very loud discussion, Alecta takes ring off and decides better alone than bad accompanied.
THE END
*btw the ring was legit.
Alecta- age 18. High school sweetheart drops to his knees, confesses undying love, produces beautiful, large, sparkly rock from a pale blue box* - Alecta says 'Yes'.
Flash forward- 3 days later.
Over romantic dinner, Future-Cornell dropout says "Well, if we get married in July. You can be pregnant by August and you'll never have to go back to college! "
Alecta says, "Quoi?"
After long, very loud discussion, Alecta takes ring off and decides better alone than bad accompanied.
THE END
*btw the ring was legit.
anghockey
Fleens? You're not Fleens!
Oh DEFINITELY. My ex-fiance gained at least 30 lbs when I was in India. If only I had known about the term MANatee at the time.
The primary crime of marriage is that it may lead to children. Children are the root cause of global warming, famine, and war. Creating them should be avoided at all costs.
Youth in Asia for Euthanasia, or was it the other way around?
Also, I'm almost positive that Zab closed a thread some months back with "preview" of the expected threadjacks. One of them involved the comment, "miscarriages are HILARIOUS!" Is this a recurring theme?
Youth in Asia for Euthanasia, or was it the other way around?
Also, I'm almost positive that Zab closed a thread some months back with "preview" of the expected threadjacks. One of them involved the comment, "miscarriages are HILARIOUS!" Is this a recurring theme?
CalamityJean
I know which way the wind shines!
Sometimes the weight for the male manatee accumulates in the skull area. The gain can happen overnight, and before training even begins. Known to afflict pilots in particular. Side of affects of this disease also include loss of smell (their shit don't stink), giantism (everything & everyone is beneath them), & an increase in sword fighting (yes you know what kind).
Thank God I dodged that bullet :icon_wink