Good Pranks?

[hornetframer]

There was this one guy in another squadron in my airwing that kept talking all sorts of shiznit. Well the guys in his shop decided to hook him up. Being that he was not 100% secure in his masculinity, they decided to make a collage of guys from porno mags. While he was up working on one of the airplanes at the beginning of his shift, a couple of the other guys went to his rack (which was the bottom one of 3) and 5 minute epoxied the said collage to the top of his rack where his head lays. When his shift was over, he never noticed it until he was ready to turn the lights out for the evening. When he did notice it he screamed like a little bitch!!! It took him a couple days to get all of the collage and epoxy off.

 

[pjxc415]

I used to be the blooming onion guy at the Outback Steakhouse and I had to re-pack the friers with new solid grease every so often. This solid grease happened to be white and have a reseblance to ice cream. So me and the other chefs would put three scoops of it in a bowl, decorate the grease ever so nicely with chocolate chips, sprinkles, and whipped cream, and be good guys and offer a free bowl of ice cream to the waitresses we didn't like. Oh boy did they flip their sh*t.

 

[BurghGuy]

One I remember from back in school....

Get a can of shaving cream (not the gel stuff), make sure it has the little rubber nub at the bottom. Put the can in the freezer for a few days, pull out the little nub with a pair of pliers, and stuff in roomates desk drawer/bookbag/etc. As the can thaws the cream flows out the bottom of the can and fills up the drawer or other area. And it's got a time delay, so it's easy to remain nameless if you want to. Did this to a roomate who liked to forget to pay her rent. It was classic.

 

[VetteMuscle427]

I think my favorite prank Ive ever taken part in or been witness too was when we were doing our first responder medical training with the local FDP. They had a paramedic trainee that just kept pissing everybody off, not to the wise never piss off firemen. Yeah so when we were practicing spinal injurys this guy was used as the victim. So he went on the hardboard, then the ducktape came out just to make sure he stayed on the hardboard. Then the hardboard ended up at the top of the stations flagpole upside down. Now if that wasnt bad enough, it was also Feb in NE Ohio, so yeah it was beyond freezing. So yeah, like I said, never piss off a group of firemen.

That happened to me the first night I spent at the firehouse as a volunteer back in highschool. Boarded, collared, placed upside down against the outside of the firehouse on the pad where everyone driving by could see me...

 

[bigfish]

A Mason jar full of chemlite goo wrapped with biohazard tape and given to boots in MOPP 4 who were told it was "backblast" I've been told can be pretty hilarious to watch. I was asked to get Hummer keys, black chemlites, my ID10T card, the pric E-7 from the Gunny. I think I may be ruinning a bunch of future laughs here, I better stop. All of you who are future Marine officers remember, E-tool qualification is a vital wartime necessity (that's a little redundant). Just look up the battle for Wake Island.

 

[Recidivist]

Good stuff going on...
I forgot one good one that is just a pain in the ass for the victim.

get lots of party cups, spread them out across the victim's room and fill them all up to the brim with water. this will take some time, but nothing compared to the amount of time it wil take to individually pick up each cup and empty it later. best done when the victim is either drinking, or planning on coming back later with their girlfriend.

My brother did this one which is pretty good.
While in Hawaii he got into some sort of altercation with somebody, so to subtly screw this guy over he took the centerfold from a gay porno and put it on the passenger's door of his truck. this is good because if you think about the frequency with which you look at the passenger door, its gonna take at a while to notice, meanwhile everbody on the sidewalk is looking at it. especially a bummer in a small community.

 

[Dunedan]

talking about wrapping stuff up........

each coing was even wrapped

I note that the booze wasn't!

 

[Coppertop222]

my $.02

So many pranks, where to begin....

Back in the day when I was in Boy Scouts spending my summers working on camp staff the bane of the staff was morning flag raising. Had to get up extra early before breakfast and more importantly before coffee. That year many of us were not what you would call morning people so a few of us took it upon ourselves to make the last weeks flag raising a little more interesting for the staff. I digress, at the camp I worked at, the flag pole was in a large grassy area opposite the commissary. The commissary was a rather large building with a very big sloping roof. During the flag raising the staff stood behind the flag pole facing the commissary while all the campers stood with their backs to the commissary. So cut to the last week of camp, on Thursday night a few of us 'borrowed' the keys to the chow hall and made off with a 50 pound bag of flour which we then hauled to the top of the roof and wrote, "Good Morning Staff" in big letters and drew a smiley face, (we had some extra flour! Fortunately for me I slept in and missed the hilarity and guilty looks that would have sealed my fate. Those who were there had to clean up the mess and spend an extra day or too doing it during the hot North Carolina Summer. Ahh good times...

My other all time favorite prank was when I was studying abroad in England. I had a house mate who decided that it would be a good idea to start a prank war with me. (His first mistake) we traded off hiding each others stuff and playing dumb... I ended the mischief by taking all of his clean underwear soaking it in water and putting it in the BACK of the house freezer. Took him a day or two to notice and noticed it when he was getting ready to go out for the evening. Pure hilarity.

they are pretty sophmoric compared to some of the others on here, and I am sure there are more, but those are my favorites!

 

[dnweinreb]

I heard about a prank someone did at MIT where during the summer he covered the soccer fields in bird seed and when the pigeons showed up he'd blow a whistle. He did it for several months until the pigeons did a pavlovian response to hearing the whistle blow because they knew it meant there'd be birdseed on the field. Needless to say at the start of the soccer season the game began at the blast of a whistle and hundreds of pigeons descended in a flock onto the field. The game was of course delayed until all the pigeons could be shooed off, at which time the whistle was blown again to resume play... you get the idea.

 

[arbor]

any dorm w/ combo locks instead of keys on the door, assuming you know the person's combo ( we all did on my floor most years). simply open 'em up and take them off the walls, switch them w/ somebody elses. can take a delightful amount of time to figure out 1) wtf is going on, 2) where your door actually is

 

[mudhead]

Just finished up cleaning up from a very messy prank from the knuckleheads I hang around with.

Now it's time for round 2 and I remembered seeing this long thread about pranks a ways back, so came straight here for ideas.

This is just what I needed. Boy are they in trouble! :icon_smil

MH

 

[usmarinemike]

Like someone pointed out earlier in the week...AW is now a One Stop Shop.

 

[Brunes]

Kind of JV compared to the majority of these- but if you've ever seen the Coast Guard Academy- You know it's small. So when ADMs and CAPT's enmass show up- It's a big deal.

Homecoming weekend- Parked a dinghy sailboat with my company flag in place of the head table. The ADM liked it so much that the Reg staff ate off that boat for a week.
I'm far left holding the signal flag. (Not that it's a great photo...)

 

[JIMC5499]

I used to work for a company that did pre-cast concrete parts. The owner of the company had a house that was on the corner of two roads. The area was pretty flat so that during the winter you couldn't tell where the road stopped and the yard began. One day his kids went and built a snowman in their yard well away from the road. The snowman wasn't there an hour when some moron in a pick-up truck cut across the yard and smashed through it. A few days later the kids built another snowman and the same thing happened. My boss was really pissed off when he told us what happened. Well one of the guys had an idea. We combined a couple of molds and poured a rebar reinforced chunk of concrete. This thing had a 3 foot circular base that was about 6 inched thick. In the center was a 1 foot diameter cylinder about 3 feet tall. We loaded this thing up on a truck and put it in his yard and then built a snowman over top of it with the 1 foot post in the center. Later that evening the boss heard a loud crash and went out to find a pick-up truck impaled on the snowman. The truck was a total loss and the guy driving it spent a few days in the hospital.

 

[LFDtoUSMC]

Might as well contribute to the thread resurrection. Here is another firehouse prank: Take two packets of Ketchup, Mustard, Mayo....really whatever you want. Though I think hot sauce would be a little cruel.

Make a tiny slit in the packet at the narrow end.

Place these directly beneath the two tabs on a toilet seat that raise it off the bowl. With the slits facing towards the center.

Lightly place the seat onto the packets. Then when somebody comes to sit down in a hurry all the product is squirted directly on to a bare ass and whatever else may be hanging out.

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Another good one. This guy absolutely FLIPPED HIS SHIT.

So the guy got himself a brand new iPhone and was being a huge douche about it. "Hey, look how cool my phone is....and yours sucks". Got pretty old after a few shifts. SO....

-Person brings in a food saver, and vacuum seals his phone into a bag (must ensure total seal).

- Then freeze the phone inside the bag in a bucket of ice.

-Guy comes back from a call and thinks we ruined his new toy. GETS PISSED!

-Once he finally gets the phone out and sees no damage he gets the point... We don’t hear anything else about his cool phone. AND he doesn’t leave it sitting around anymore.