Good Pranks?

[Floppy_D]

Off the top of my head, from my DDG days,

Find someone you don't like, go to their rack, and put non-skid strips where their elbows and knees will rub, and the glow-in-the-dark-egress-route tape everywhere else.

We made a 4 foot by 6 foot latticework of masking tape, sticky side up on the deck. Then we pulled all of the dick pictures out of our old porn mag stash, and filled it in. THEN, we taped it to the inside of my LPO's rack. He left it until a female CDO discovered a few days later.

Someone sprayed OC on the XO's doorknob (youch).

I grabbed our OS1(Chief Select)'s "initiation box" out of a locked room via fanroom access, and ran it up a halyard. THEN, I told the OSC where I saw it.

On a long underway, some helo guys felt bad for us not having an airwing, so they brought us a live bantam rooster. It lived on the bridge and when it crowed in the morning, they put it on the 1MC. We sent back a box of fried chicken bones during the next UNREP.

I had a buddy who was always came back snot-slinging drunk, every night. He had a real crappy uniform, too. One night I ironed and starched his stuff, and shined the hell out of his ratty boots. He couldn't figure out how they got that way, and I convinced him that he came in, did the work himself, and went to bed. He sobered up for a week or so.

A long carriage bolt and a wingnut will make someone wonder why they can't open their coffin locker.

Scan a POD, photoshop your buddy's name in for DRB/XOI/Mast, and then pass it around.

 

[Brunes]

Off the top of my head, from my DDG days,

Find someone you don't like, go to their rack, and put non-skid strips where their elbows and knees will rub, and the glow-in-the-dark-egress-route tape everywhere else.

We made a 4 foot by 6 foot latticework of masking tape, sticky side up on the deck. Then we pulled all of the dick pictures out of our old porn mag stash, and filled it in. THEN, we taped it to the inside of my LPO's rack. He left it until a female CDO discovered a few days later.

Someone sprayed OC on the XO's doorknob (youch).

I grabbed our OS1(Chief Select)'s "initiation box" out of a locked room via fanroom access, and ran it up a halyard. THEN, I told the OSC where I saw it.

On a long underway, some helo guys felt bad for us not having an airwing, so they brought us a live bantam rooster. It lived on the bridge and when it crowed in the morning, they put it on the 1MC. We sent back a box of fried chicken bones during the next UNREP.

I had a buddy who was always came back snot-slinging drunk, every night. He had a real crappy uniform, too. One night I ironed and starched his stuff, and shined the hell out of his ratty boots. He couldn't figure out how they got that way, and I convinced him that he came in, did the work himself, and went to bed. He sobered up for a week or so.

A long carriage bolt and a wingnut will make someone wonder why they can't open their coffin locker.

Scan a POD, photoshop your buddy's name in for DRB/XOI/Mast, and then pass it around.

Your OC line reminded me of a story I heard while doing OC training as a Boarding Team Member.
One of the guys was a local police type reservist. His buddies sprayed the inside of his car vents and covered his shifter with OC. He went on a date that night...It was a hot time to say the least.
Said story teller retaliated by spray OC into the vent system in on remote command center trailer.
OC is a great thing!!

 

[CommodoreMid]

A good one for someone who drinks consistently out of the same Nalgene- works best if it's almost full but has a little air in the top. Open the bottle, fart into it, and quickly seal it back up tight. Especially if it sits for awhile, the person will get a nice drink of fart water.

 

[Godspeed]

A good one for someone who drinks consistently out of the same Nalgene- works best if it's almost full but has a little air in the top. Open the bottle, fart into it, and quickly seal it back up tight. Especially if it sits for awhile, the person will get a nice drink of fart water.

That is completely disgusting.

 

[CommodoreMid]

I personally haven't done it, have friends who have though.

 

[nittany03]

Suuuuuurre . . .

 

[Treetop Flyer]

Not sure this is a "prank", more like something you do to someone you truly hate. I know a guy who felt he was wronged by another guy so he: Snuck into the offenders house when no one was home, found a big enough picture on the wall and removed it. He broke a hole in the wall big enough to insert a few pounds of raw shrimp into the wall. He replaced the picture and cleaned up any residue of broken drywall. Then he just sat back as his enemy slowly realized how bad a hidden stash of rotting shrimp smells.

 

[sickboy]

talking about wrapping stuff up........

each coing was even wrapped

Weak, standby while I find pictures

 

[jus2mch]

This is for the individual who likes to leave their Flight Suit/SWOveralls laying around.

1. Tie a knot at the end of each arm and leg

2. Proceed to Admin shredder

3. Dump shredder contents into Flight Suit

It's even funnier if you can hang it somewhere, but the headless man in the chair works also.

 

[mudhead]

That is completely disgusting.

You say that like it's a bad thing! :icon_smil

If a prank isn't dangerous, but it grosses the victim out... success!

And when I worked in construction, it wasn't unusual to open your lunch box at noon and find out someone farted in it in the morning when you weren't around.

MH

 

[NavAir42]

While I was out in Sig almost two years ago, there was a guy from another squadron who had a habit of leaving his ID sitting around. One night, the SDO, who was also the airframes div-o had one of his guys rivet the thing into its own aluminum case. They then attached a lanyard to it and hung it around his neck the next morning. It took him the better part of a day to convince anyone with the right tools to help him get it out.

 

[BigRed389]

Steal parking signs.

Especially on the Norfolk waterfront. More ships in port than in the last 10 years thank you very much.

 

[Floppy_D]

Steal parking signs.

Orange cones. Take one, as needed, to alleviate horrible parking. Apply to empty parking spot upon leaving. Arrive next morning, put cone in trunk, park in spot. Repeat as needed.

 

[yakboyslim]

I lived near a guy who would do that. I called his bluff and moved the cones. It was nice because there was almost always a spot, and I avoided the guilt of placing the cone.

 

[Cleonard19]

Orange cones. Take one, as needed, to alleviate horrible parking. Apply to empty parking spot upon leaving. Arrive next morning, put cone in trunk, park in spot. Repeat as needed.

There was a parking attendant, i mean master at arms back at prototype who did this to protect her brand-spanking-new M3. Except she was tool enough to buy her own cone. So she'd put the cone in the space when she left every day, and when she got there, she'd move it to the next space over (other side was grass) Well i saw her doing this, and one day I really needed a parking space or I was going to be late (there's not enough parking during normal business hours and the walk can be pretty hefty from the next nearest lot) so I decided to take her spot and just move the cone to the back of the space.

I went to quarters and then came back out to move my car to a more appropriate space and there she was trying to write me a ticket. I walked up to her and asked her why I was getting a ticket. Her response was that "this parking space was coned off and nobody is supposed to park here. this is a serious violation, especially for a student such as yourself. You're probably going to have to talk to Senior about this." My response? "That fair i guess, but when he asks me what I was thinking, would you like me to leave out the part of who purchased the cone and who usually parks in this unauthorized space?" She just looked at me, shut her little booklet and walked away.

Never heard anything about it again, saw the cone, or her car in that spot again.