This thread is bizarre and I'm not sure why you are getting so worked up about it. You should lighten up before you give yourself a fucking stroke.Blah, blah, blah
The op came here saying he was looking for some advice and listed what his priorities are. If you would stop eating your crayons for a few minutes and read his post you would see that his number one goal is to fly as much as possible. You then have a bunch of dudes chiming in that to do that he should probably go fly the F-35C since it has so much more gas and has organic tanking with it when it deploys with a CVN. This is called physics. You need not to have deployed on an amphib to understand these facts.
You then start talking about MEUs and MAGTAFs and whatever other bullshit you could come up with talking about what is best for his career progression. Nobody asked. The dude just wants to fly a lot. I do like your Target analogy though. The MEU with F-35s is like driving your McLaren while you pick up your groceries from your favorite store. You think you look cool but everyone else thinks you're a total douche.
I love how defensive you all get when people start asking what exactly you all do around here.
The funny thing is, I actually retired a few years ago so I don't really give a shit about any of this. If it doesn't involve which tropical Caribbean island I'm going to overnight on next I don't really care. It was a Marine O-6 who pushed me over the edge. Just loved taking away people's civil liberties, no matter what the 3 and 4 stars over him said. You all are a special breed. Well, you are special at least.