Normally, I would have been the guy that would get drunk then post smart-ass/borderline offensive comments to your questions. However, after some anger-management counseling, I've realized that it's not really worth my time to get worked up about it. So, I'll answer your questions based on my experience.
1) Why would I go Army WO when I would have my degree and could go regular Army Commissioned Officer?
If you want to fly, going regular Army commission isn't the answer. WO's job is to fly, to be the tactical and technical experts in the aviation field. RLO's job is to know enough about flying, but to be a staff officer primarily. Yes, I know it's a bit of a generalization - but for someone with no experience in the matter, it's the easiest way to describe.
2) @Hal Pilot, with respect sir, the only reason I would go Marine Enlisted is to earn that title of Marine, pick up experience for a few years, and hopefully wait out this "no air contracts for OCC" thing. Then I could submit my package for OCC if and when they opened up Air Contracts again. By then I would be even more physically fit, know how the Marine Corps works, and I would have some leadership experience under my belt.
First, if you do join the military - eliminate the term "with all respect". Most of us who have been around the block realize what it means. "I think you're full of shit, and I know better than you..." Second, the title of Marine isn't all that important. A lot of what you hear/see about the Marine Corps when you're a civilian is HYPE. We're really good at propaganda. We do somethings really well, somethings not as well, and somethings horribly. But, we'll tell the world the things we do horribly is just because we're trend setters. Also, after a "few years" you won't necessarily get a lot of leadership experience under your belt. It's just the nature of the beast.
3) I've always thought it would be cool to serve at least one tour on a Navy ship as part of an MEU or fly off of one. Also most Navy/Marine Corps bases are on the coast and places I would like to live later in life where as there are Army bases peppered all throughout the middle of the U.S.
This is the most valid reason that you've mentioned for not going anywhere other than Navy/USMC. If the mission is what attracts you to the service - then say that. Everything else is just fluff. For what it's worth though, the USMC has some uber-crappy places to be stationed (e.g. - Jacksonville, NC). Case in point - when I was stationed in Jacksonville, NC - we would occasionally go to Fayetteville (home of Ft. Bragg and Pope AFB) on the weekends because it sucked less than Jacksonville.
3) @Renegade One, Absolutely not. I would be very happy with NFO if I could not be a pilot first. Hornet, Prowler, or second seat in a Cobra would be excellent I think. I actually contracted in Marine OCS as an NFO first but failed to be selected by the board.
Both seats in the Cobra are pilots.
4) @ HueyCobra, I agree that Army aviation is something worth looking into if my only goal is flying. And I do have to admit, many of my "brainwashing" against the Army is the whole "people who join the army weren't good enough for the marines" deal, which I know is not the case comparing the whole of one service to the other. But, that picture...lol. Haha but man I think flying MH-6's for Special Operations would be one of the coolest jobs.
People who join the Army weren't good enough for the Marines?!? Who have you been talking to - because your brainwashing is better than most. I often joke that ARMY stands for "Aren't Ready for the Marines Yet", but that is more inter-service rivalry than anything else. There are top-notch people in the Army, same as the Marines. Also if you think going Army WO is a "backwards step" without ever having served in the military, tell that to the former USMC Maj, MAWTS-1 Instructor, who became a CWO-2 in the 160th SOAR. Was it a backwards step for him? Was he not good enough for the Marines, and realized it after he was in a career track that had CO of a squadron written all over it?
So basically I want to shoot guns AND fly. (very juvenile, i know) The Marines seems like a way for me to have my cake and eat it too...if Air Contracts were still up.
Not all that juvenile. Most of us feel that way. Don't take the Army off the table - if they'll let you fly, you can shoot guns and fly there as well. There are more parallels between Army aviation and Marine aviation then you realize.