If only:I don't know what the maximum penalty for being stupid is per the UCMJ but I think these kids are about to find out.
Charge: Violation of the UCMJ, Article 134
Specification: In that Seaman Apprentice Joseph Schmuckatelli, USS NEVERSAIL (CVN-93), United States Navy, on active duty, did, on or about 12 January 2012, at or near Naval Station San Diego, California, wrongfully exhibit such flabbergastingly heinous stupidity as to render himself unfit for further consumption of oxygen.