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Note cap, just add a "U" and you have USCG!
Funny what you think of during a "crisis" .... as I immediately thought: JPO, a.k.a., JUNIOR POLICE OFFICER, a.k.a. JAPANEEEE POLICE OFFICER ... back in 'da Territory in the ol' days.
I KNOW you gotta' remember dose' days, Joe ....
That's me (?) in the center (?) ... a LT in my first para-military organization that was "all inclusive" and "gender-neutral", Brah' ....
We were so far ahead of the times in 'da Territory.
/USCG threadjack ... maybe.