He said the maintainers who took the fuel samples used a device that looked "like a mayonnaise jar" to sample all the sumps. Then, they just dumped it out. Soooo, my IP went and got a waste 55 gallon drum and a funnel, mounted it to a handtruck, and had the maintainers wheel it out when they did fuel samples.
IDK about the legality of it. I mean, this was the same sqdrn where one of the JO's built a biodiesel refinery in his garage and was getting all the waste oil from the McD's on base, processing it and selling the stuff to all the other guys in the sqdrn for $1 a gallon.