So in a sweet stroke of irony, I was laid off at my job yesterday. The job I didn't have my boss do a DD370 for because I was afraid they'd let me go if they knew I was looking elsewhere. A few other people in my group got it as well. However, when my boss asked why I wasn't super upset, I told her about the May boards. First person I called was my OR to make sure I was being seen at the May Boards (I am!) and was told I should expect results Tues/Wed next week, with some possible upside earlier.
So until I hear, my hope is the following happens: Pro Rec SNA from the May boards (crossing my fingers my 8/8/8/66 does the trick), take my severance that I wouldn't have gotten if I had just left, and get some BS summer job until I go to Newport. PT my ass off all summer.
Good luck to everyone!