No demerits will be issued...because my Cincinnati Police issued S&W 5946 9mm, Glock 17 and Max’s Stevens/Savage .410 shotgun are in your gun safe. Speaking of your gun safe...you could live in that instead of a cardboard box. Anyway, how are my guns doing? Are they OK? Also, you have NOT been using my old Cincinnati Police badge to attract badge bunnies, holster sniffers or light bar lickers, right? We need to go shooting soon...I heard that there’s this swell place in Crittenden where they let you shoot toilets with .50 cals...we should give that the old college try.