Ok, what the fuck.
I went on a quest this morning to track down all my records from my hometown before I head back to school in the fall. Cracked my arm up pretty good wrestling a few years ago, was in a cast for a few months with a arthroscopic bone reset procedure. Once again, non issue, all paperwork is present and accounted for and no retained hardware.
Get a load of this, I went digging in the patient portal at the hospital I got treated at. Couple years ago in 2015 when I was running JROTC cross country I had some chest pain (as I was running 5ks every week day after school, bench pressing, etc). Decided to get it checked out by a cardio guy at that same hospital outpatient office. Given an EKG, unremarkable, vitals are fine, sent home saying it was non cardiac. Felt better after I took a week off. No problems since.
Low and behold as I am digging through these I see a diagnosis for "Hypertension/Palpitations" on my problems list. FUCKING hypertension as a 15 year old healthy eating athletic kid. To put in to perspective how ridiculous this is, right next to the statement is my vitals for that visit, BP
110/60., no where even close to hypertensive. Kinda comical actually.
Was never notified of this, never took any tests to show this, never given medication, nothing. I don't have hypertension, never had it in my life. Hypertension is no fucking joke, and requires actual treatment and stuff. I don't know if this is a formal diagnosis, but its on my records.
My parents said that he probably had to put something in so he would get the
sweet insurance money because he needed a billable code, but what the actual shit. This is another thing I have to go through the process of getting fixed.
Until it looks like I'm a fat, smoking, salt eating 58 year old man I guess. What a fucking mess.
Wait, I thought you had concerns about what's in your medical records in the past 7+ years. What's this "one time thing" you're talking about?
now you see what I mean, its like whack-a-mole