Assuming for a moment that the OP was asking a serious question, I'll offer this - if you're interested in flying and spending some time on the ground you won't be disappointed by going Marine air. I loved the time I spent in the Harrier fleet, but - no shitter - the best tour I had was my AirO/FAC tour with 3/6 in OEF (I've never been known to shotgun cool aid either).
To be clear though, as Phrog pointed out, you're not there to command grunts or a team. You're there to provide aviation knowledge and expertise and then coordinate and control the air support they need. In doing so you'll get all the convoys, heat rash, and MREs you can handle.