Not sure if anyone saw SNL last week:
"In a surprise decision, President Obama won the 2009 Nobel Peace Prize Friday. In other premature awards this week: high school football player Billy Reynolds has been named this year's Heisman Trophy winner; fifth grader Amber Collins has been named Miss America; and nine-year-old Dylan Holt has been named People's 'Sexiest Man Alive.'" --Seth Meyers
Or how about...
"Obama said he will attend the ceremony in Oslo if he's not too busy with the two wars he's conducting." --Bill Maher
"In a surprise decision, President Obama won the 2009 Nobel Peace Prize Friday. In other premature awards this week: high school football player Billy Reynolds has been named this year's Heisman Trophy winner; fifth grader Amber Collins has been named Miss America; and nine-year-old Dylan Holt has been named People's 'Sexiest Man Alive.'" --Seth Meyers
Or how about...
"Obama said he will attend the ceremony in Oslo if he's not too busy with the two wars he's conducting." --Bill Maher