sounds just like my recruiter, he only reaches out to me when he needs something but never responds when I reach out to him
Heh.
It's 1300 on a day you, as DIVO, were supposed to be out by 1600 to make your required FEP pt training cause your desk job made you too fat.
Department head tells all the divisions that he's suprisingly actually gonna be in office this afternoon so wants to do an ADCON at 1530.
By the way, he wants full updates on all TPO matters and the status of required yearly trainings. Additionally, he wants to see a tracker on all warfare devices being worked on by the Enlisted, to know how all the reinspections for the failed room inspections for the barracks went, and a full update on the chits and reenlistment paperwork is going for the next two months.
WTH right? Whatever, you have the foresight of a god so two weeks ago you tasked your two Chiefs to make sure collateral holders had their stuff together.
You look around for Chief one for them to be missing. You send a PO3 to check the smoke pit cause that's where the Chief always is, but he disappears never to return. Probably too intimidated to talk to a Chief or some crap. You find out that Chief #2 peaced out starting Monday for a required mandatory language training without filling an ops release. Maybe the local Senior can help? You reach out and just hear back from mister muster PO "Ugh, he's at an appointment, for like....today?"
Ok its cool. You're down to earth kind of DIVO. You were even prior enlisted so you don't have a problem talking to the crew. You manage to find the TPO for all those training updates. Unfortunately he doesn't have a working computer. Apparently hasn't had one in like 2 months but never felt it necessary to say anything. Scratch that.
Surely the Career Councilor matters are all taken care of right? I mean, it's peoples careers on the line. You manage to actually get the info you need! Unfortunately you find out that the info shows that you are backlogged 2 months on all your CDB's cause none of the Enlisted leadership likes to do them. Additionally Seaman Timmy has just blown by his fourth look on orders because someone forgot to put him on the tracker when he moved to the command. Hopefully not a huge loss for the Navy when he goes by by.
Minutes before you have to be at the ADCON, your luck comes in with finding out all about the warfare device progress, only to find out that a new NAVADMIN came out this morning making them obsolete for every E5 and below.
As you are finally making your way to the ADCON room with all the paperwork showing how much your division is in shambles, the Dept Head runs by real quick and says his kid is sick and has to peace out early, everything postponed.
But right before he passes the door he mentions that he needs to sit down with you for a counciling due to missing FEP pts.
THIS is what the Navy is like.