She was a good sport about that -- later appearing on Tosh.0 in a web redemption bit (sorry, couldn't find a YouTube clip).There is a storied history of SC beauty pageant contestants. For example...
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She was a good sport about that -- later appearing on Tosh.0 in a web redemption bit (sorry, couldn't find a YouTube clip).There is a storied history of SC beauty pageant contestants. For example...
I'd have said "50% of Americans are below average, so 20% being flat-out stupid is not bad."She was a good sport about that -- later appearing in Tosh.0 in a web redemption bit (dorry, couldn't find a YouTube clip).
Depends…are you using VA math?I'd have said "50% of Americans are below average, so 20% being flat-out stupid is not bad."
That and toilet paper math….geez.Depends…are you using VA math?
Jesus Christ, Griz. Did you know the Hollywood writer's strike is set to end soon?Heard some audio of the 911 call for the pilot (who landed in someone’s backyard). As this story unfolds I see great potential for a movie. First, we “borrow” some plot elements, specifically the Quakers” from the Harrison Ford movie “Witness.” The movie opens with a -35 suffering a malfunction of sorts that forces him to eject. The mystery jet keeps flying a bit before crashing…but in our movie both come down deep in Quaker farmland. The pilot is mildly injured, but the nearest phone is 25 miles away…and now it gets good. A Chinese (OK, Norks or some Dr. Evil group so Hollywood can get some Chinese money) team intent on stealing American technology hears the mayday and eject calls and sets out to find the aircraft before the U.S. can…but a hurricane is now entering the area putting all phones and power out for miles around. Through the sturm und drang our pilot hero has to make patriots of the Quakers to help him find and hide the -35 while “bad guys” terrorize central Pennsylvania (or wherever) in their effort to find the tech first! Of course, at some point, we would have an elderly Quaker answering questions (to say the USAF search team) where he describes the crashing jet noises just like our good SC friend did..except with a German accent.
I think it could be a hit. Please don’t bother me for a bit…I don’t want to miss the call from Hollywood.
Heard some audio of the 911 call for the pilot (who landed in someone’s backyard). As this story unfolds I see great potential for a movie. First, we “borrow” some plot elements, specifically the Quakers” from the Harrison Ford movie “Witness.” The movie opens with a -35 suffering a malfunction of sorts that forces him to eject. The mystery jet keeps flying a bit before crashing…but in our movie both come down deep in Quaker farmland. The pilot is mildly injured, but the nearest phone is 25 miles away…and now it gets good. A Chinese (OK, Norks or some Dr. Evil group so Hollywood can get some Chinese money) team intent on stealing American technology hears the mayday and eject calls and sets out to find the aircraft before the U.S. can…but a hurricane is now entering the area putting all phones and power out for miles around. Through the sturm und drang our pilot hero has to make patriots of the Quakers to help him find and hide the -35 while “bad guys” terrorize central Pennsylvania (or wherever) in their effort to find the tech first! Of course, at some point, we would have an elderly Quaker answering questions (to say the USAF search team) where he describes the crashing jet noises just like our good SC friend did..except with a German accent.
I think it could be a hit. Please don’t bother me for a bit…I don’t want to miss the call from Hollywood.
We’ll make him the anti-hero, the guy rattled by the event and then further by threats from the CHYCAP/Nork/Dr. Evil bad guys.Make sure to include a montage of the PAO royally blowing the messaging and being made fun of across the internet for "losing an airplane". Gotta have some comic-relief value in there.
I dig it. Everyone loves a good anti-hero.We’ll make him the anti-hero, the guy rattled by the event and then further by threats from the CHYCAP/Nork/Dr. Evil bad guys.
Meanwhile, this piece of shit spent the weekend on Twitter engaging in and spreading the absolute worst kind of speculation about this mishap. Ward Carroll is not a friend of Naval Aviation. He is literally making money off the exploitation of mishaps like these. It's a disgrace.- YouTube
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Meanwhile, this piece of shit spent the weekend on Twitter engaging in and spreading the absolute worst kind of speculation about this mishap. Ward Carroll is not a friend of Naval Aviation. He is literally making money off the exploitation of mishaps like these. It's a disgrace.