Let me rephrase: I will not pay $7-15 to watch a movie. I will go to the theater to watch a movie only if someone else is buying (ha!) or if my sister-in-law, who works for a theater chain, can get me free tix.
If, for whatever reason, I want to see the tripe that passes for cinema these days, I'll wait for the movies to make it to Redbox...and even then, I'll see the movies only if I have a Redbox code for a free rental.
I have to assume you either have an awesome retirement plan or a ridiculous coke problem.