Update #2 for those who have been keeping track.
Welp the monitor lied to me big time. I spoke with the monitor again prior to PCSing and he told me I would definitely be able to fly for station out here (i reached out to station as well and they told me they would be happy to have me). When I PCS'd, I immediately put a package with station. That package was subsequently shot down due to my low hours compared to others that were submitting packages (from original post: my orders were curtailed due to overstaffing of MV-22 pilots on the West coast). I am obviously unable to augment to MV-22 squadrons at the moment, and even if the squadrons were able to fly, their augments were only getting a handful of hours a month.
At this point, I am indeed going to rot away at the MAW for the next three years. At the end of these orders I will have 15 years in, I had every intention of making it a career and then transitioning to the airlines. After getting screwed over this bad there is no way I'm staying in, and now my dream of going to the airlines is (at the least) severely delayed due to not being able to fly.