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Best quotes you ever heard

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ET-Mike, I love your avatar. The Big Labowski was a great movie.

"Get ze money Labowski OR WE CUT OFF YOUR JOHNSON!"

Yes, the Dude abides. :icon_smil
 
paikea said:
ET-Mike, I love your avatar. The Big Labowski was a great movie.

"Get ze money Labowski OR WE CUT OFF YOUR JOHNSON!"

Yes, the Dude abides. :icon_smil
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NOBODY FVCKA WIT DA JESUS!
 
El Cid said:
From one of the funniest movies ever: "Here you can have this pair... they're starting to make my hands sweat."

From another funny movie: Q-"What happened?" A-"Got distracted playing repeater."
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"It's a good thing you didn't order hashbrowns...that is, uhm, if they'd been using the catsup instead...yup."
 
Heard in berthing,

"What's wrong with a used condom? It worked the first time...."
 
fc2spyguy said:
Heard in berthing,

"What's wrong with a used condom? It worked the first time...."
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LMFAO

Reminds me of health class in 9th grade. A guy asked if you could use a plastic bag as a make-shift condom. The teacher wasn't sure how to answer the question.
 
Fly Navy said:
LMFAO

Reminds me of health class in 9th grade. A guy asked if you could use a plastic bag as a make-shift condom. The teacher wasn't sure how to answer the question.
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How about a paper bag?
 
When I retire from the Navy, I'm going to move to Wyoming for a year and lick buffalo scrotum for a nickel a pop just to get my dignity back.
 
Originally Posted by El Cid

From another funny movie: Q-"What happened?" A-"Got distracted playing repeater."
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"[sniff]....it stinks like sex in here."

Another classic Super Troopers line:

Q-"Why don't you just get a Large, Farva?"
A-"I don't want a Large Farva. I want a goddamn liter of cola!"
 
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