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Drive from CA to Pensacola

Brett327

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I would rather not post in a public forum, lest some OCS staff decide to post my picture in their office and wait with fork and knife. If you really care I can prove myself...though PM.

So your claim is to have engaged in oral negotiations as the driver in a moving vehicle AND you were snapping pictures at the same time? This kind of assertion demands proof via PM.

Brett
 

BACONATOR

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So your claim is to have engaged in oral negotiations as the driver in a moving vehicle AND you were snapping pictures at the same time? This kind of assertion demands proof via PM.

Brett

I make no claims of taking pictures of said act. I am not talented enough to engage in oral negotiations, drive a car and operate a camera at once. Two of those was enough to almost kill us. But I have pictures of said girl preceeding said act and pictures of act (amongst others) while not in control of a motor vehicle. I already sent proof to one curious PM-er. Should I get my lawyer? (anyone who gets that allusion gets a cookie)
 

Brett327

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I make no claims of taking pictures of said act. I am not talented enough to engage in oral negotiations, drive a car and operate a camera at once. Two of those was enough to almost kill us. But I have pictures of said girl preceeding said act and pictures of act (amongst others) while not in control of a motor vehicle. I already sent proof to one curious PM-er. Should I get my lawyer? (anyone who gets that allusion gets a cookie)

I'm calling your bluff. I'm not interested in a picture of a girl sitting in your car - BFD. If you don't have evidence, then STFU. :rolleyes:

Brett
 

BACONATOR

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I'm calling your bluff. I'm not interested in a picture of a girl sitting in your car - BFD. If you don't have evidence, then STFU. :rolleyes:

Brett

You do that. :sleep_125


BACK TO THE ORIGINAL THREAD:

If driving across the country sucks as bad as driving from Dallas to LA, it is gonna suck hard. I'm gonna make the most of it and visit friends along the way in PHX and then an AF buddy stationed in AR, and that way split up an otherwise insufferable drive. Oh, and drink lots of beer too (8 hours bottle-throttle).:D
 

Brett327

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The only reason I even mentioned it is because every time I respond to something with a smartass answer or an allusion to my having a social life beyond posting on AW and jerking off to midget porn, people call me a liar.

This is what you get for being an attention whore.

Brett
 

Goober

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Is the Italian restaurant still on the east side of Navy Blvd just prior to the bridge ????

I lived in a pretty little white duplex on the other side of the street abutting the Bayou (509-B or something Navy Blvd???) in the old days about 400 yards down the street --- easy walk --- good Italian chow.

Marcello's - no, I asked my dad about it a while back while I was home, and he'd said they had finally closed up a few years ago. Too bad. :(
 

eddie

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bogey_spotter said:
The only reason I even mentioned it is because every time I respond to something with a smartass answer or an allusion to my having a social life beyond posting on AW and jerking off to midget porn, people call me a liar.

It's because you are ALWAYS talking about your exploits with women. Now, if that really IS the only way you spend your time, then I

a) pity your sore, tired, ears

b) can't see why you would care about justifying it to a bunch of schmoes on the intarweb and just get back to it already, man!

FOR THE RECORD. If I recall correctly, you DID post pictures of yourself when you swore in.

AND when someone else recently found pictures of you and posted them here, they were quickly removed by the establishment (which is not out to get you), saving YOU quite a bit of face and trouble.


And as far as "little people" porn. You don't jerk off to it. You look at it and laugh. Then you realize that, at times, you too are a cold, alone in the night, insignificant in this universe human beings. Tha you too, have "short-cummings" that you cannot be blamed for either. And then you laugh again because you aren't a midgit. And then you summarily turn that shit off.
 

A4sForever

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..... AND when someone else recently found pictures of you and posted them here, they were quickly removed by the establishment (which is not out to get you), saving YOU quite a bit of face and trouble....

And .... you are welcome.

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Love & kisses .... "the establishment".




 

A4sForever

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Marcello's - no, I asked my dad about it a while back while I was home, and he'd said they had finally closed up a few years ago. Too bad. :(

Too bad ... great place in the old days. You can never go home again, can you ... ???
 

Godspeed

His blood smells like cologne.
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I'll second the notion that Texas is the longest state to drive through, technically speaking. But would have to argue that Nebraska, is without a doubt the longest feeling state to drive through.

Especially when you get pulled over by the Nebraska State Patrol for going 3 mph over the 70 mph speed limit, and have everything you own taken out of your car and placed on the highway all the while the officer is making you stand in front of your car, during which everybody and their mother drives by pointing and laughing, thinking they are witnessing a drug bust. I am never going to give consent for an officer to search my vehicle again.
 

cdrsniper

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It's because you are ALWAYS talking about your exploits with women. Now, if that really IS the only way you spend your time, then I

a) pity your sore, tired, ears

b) can't see why you would care about justifying it to a bunch of schmoes on the intarweb and just get back to it already, man!

FOR THE RECORD. If I recall correctly, you DID post pictures of yourself when you swore in.

AND when someone else recently found pictures of you and posted them here, they were quickly removed by the establishment (which is not out to get you), saving YOU quite a bit of face and trouble.


And as far as "little people" porn. You don't jerk off to it. You look at it and laugh. Then you realize that, at times, you too are a cold, alone in the night, insignificant in this universe human beings. Tha you too, have "short-cummings" that you cannot be blamed for either. And then you laugh again because you aren't a midgit. And then you summarily turn that shit off.

THAT IS ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

BrittO

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I did this drive from san diego back in may 2005. I drove the 8 to the 10 all the way across. This is the shortest route and depending on traffic through houston the quickest. Have a radar detector..it is worth the investment. Also when driving through texas be extra careful about speeding (not saying you would ever of course!)..texas highway patrol are quick to pull you over. DO NOT try and drive it in 24 hrs straight. I did it in a total of 29 hours but over three days. I got to el paso on day one, then just around houston day two..yeah texas takes for ever, then the rest on the last day. any other questions..PM
 
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