Wouldn't be that bad a job. Deploy to Nellis and fly that bad boy from 10K miles away, go home to your wife and house. But then again, we are in the NAVY and we LIKE to forward deploy! It's in our blood.
I think I just spewed coffee all over my keyboard. Did a P-3 bubba just say this? I think you left out the 5-star hotel and the per-diem being in your blood too.