Funny Acronyms!

[Kycntryboy]

Air Force
America's Interior Ready Force for Occupying Recliner Chairs Everywhere

(best of what I could come up with in Stats Class)

 

[Schnugg]

BOB...and he hated it.

Blue on Blue
Bingo on the Ball
Big 'Ol Butt

 

[beau]

WORM(cousins callsign): Wife OutRanks ME

yeah the paps seconds the LBFM's and GUAM......not explaining it though! And PCOD....hahahaha!

 

[HAL Pilot]

PCOD - true story (yeah, yeah....)

Westpac circa 1987, our first deployment after VP added women to the ground pounders' ranks. Our Flight Quack stands up during a safety standaround and announces "the PCOD is a week from Monday - anyone with a problem come see me before than". Immediately a fuggly female first class stands up and says "SKipper, I resent that sexiest remark". Before the CO can reply, the Doc answers "Why? What does PCOD mean? Besides p*ssy cut off date it can also mean pr*ck cutoff date. I can treat women just as easy as men." The CO's reply - "works for me, next topic?"

 

[ea6bflyr]

HABU (HAA-BOO): Hook A Brother Up
HASU: Hook A Sister Up

 

[cgaviator]

Acronym

F.A.C.I.T. Flight - F**king Around and Calling It Training

For you MINS COMPLETE Folks!

 

[Flash]

That reminds me of a male ECMO that married a Female ECMO...

DOPE: Dependent Of Prowler ECMO

One of the DOPE's was called DORK- Dependent of R---- K-----

 

[petescheu]

Ask the meridian kids about their GINA. No joke...

 

[Fly Navy]

Ask the meridian kids about their GINA. No joke...

GINA can be a royal b!tch when she's taking forever to align... "Dash 2, where the hell are you?"

 

[ea6bflyr]

Gotta a new one:
STUFR: Stop Talking U F**king Retard

OMG....and it was apropos!

-ea6bflyr

 

[MasterBates]

Holy thread revival batman!

 

[skidz]

Holy sh!t. I remember this thread! And Road Program has his wings now! Been a while.....

 

[68 Chevelle]

PAPERCLIP- People Against People Ever Re-enlisting Civillian Life Is Prefered

Grading tests, BOB- Better Off Blank
Also GLIAC- Good Luck In Another Community

 

[phrogdriver]

Here's an official one that I like and seems appropo (sp?)

GOAT=Glossary of Acronyms and Terms

 

[USMC Helo Bubba]

SLUF - Short Little Ugly Fvcker - An old XO of mine's callsign
SHAG - Social Hand Grenade - Ditto